@kentremendous Whose stupid idea was baseball?

Cleveland burns to the ground

Obsessed with @csymrl & @bqrmagic's Kanye+NBA Tumblr. I'm about to start a Taylor Swift version, but Ima let you finish http://t.co/NvTrr6oQ

Sorry I can't make the deadline but the Internet.

In which lil bro @wbkeats hacks a conservative family member's Facebook, FTW http://t.co/3PI5kCkO

All agree never take bullet for this guy? RT @jamestaranto: I hope the girls whose boyfriends died to save them were worthy of the sacrifice

RT @slate: Olympians arrive in London, Grindr promptly crashes: http://t.co/crNgooJJ

Overheard: "Mommy, why do gangsters have teardrop tattoos?" "Honey, those aren't gangsters. Those are Dodgers fans."

I wanna be the crazy loyal henchman who offers to make the problem person "disappear." Where do you find these guys? Orphanage, probably.

#ff I can't endorse any of you.

OK, NBA TV. I'll watch the post-games if you can guarantee they all involve @cp3's son and @blakegriffin exchanging cute faces.

Laying awake in her bed, she knew sleep would never come. All she could do was soldier on...and keep watching television.

What am I gonna do without you? #NewGirl

wait wait WAIT this cop doesn't play by The Rules??  http://www.nbc.com/ironside/?vid=n36744 …

@iramadisonave They are pissed about giving SI press/are shitty at reporting&life&keeping perspective.

Don't bury the lede: Ginsberg is a virgin. #MadMen

118-109? Nope. #CaneloTrout

Shit was close, but open scoring is a joke. #CaneloTrout

@badlefthook If you trust texas

@bqrmagic @csymrl Always was a tomboy