Bloody hell he looks like the scoured from the fast show!

Marley and me such a great film.

Someone rescue me from my bad self!

#ff These people are just plain funny.@darkbeige @clearlyunwell @shoutinggoddess @badtastejokes @tinytwinks @robboofficial x

#ff @boblannonuk @1hammer0 @albynapper @angryplumber @craigfots @clearlyunwell @darkbeige

Just thrown up! Reminded of tequilas I'd forgotten about!

#FF @auroraheidialis @bakerbako @caitlinmoran @dorisdig @deano_whu @euanj @edgetiq @fuckcuntbastard @fuzzcookies @angrybritain @upton_scar

@geekycooker Go back now and buy it!

@c_farr0w Lovely lovely. Looks like beautiful day for marking!!

Too cool #Daveghrol

Check who the little gooner trained with tonight. Shoulda given @julian3dicks permission to kick him for that kit!! pic.twitter.com/9AHkIumc

Got my first xmas card yesterday. Bit early. When I opened it rice fell out. Knew it was from Uncle Ben.

You know I say the truth ..I can feel the love can you feel it too...awwwrhh....awwwwrrraaaagggghh. #annoyingbutfunny

Daughter:For my cooking presentation tomorrow I need four million pounds to buy some bits. #arghh

Right Im gonna sleep off this hangover before Monday kicks my butt! :-(

Obama saying how he loves his wife more than ever...Top geezer .:-)

P:what do you think you were in a past life? Me: I dunno? P: You were probably a sex slave. Me: why? P: cos you stay the same! Me:*hardkick

"How does it feel to be the hottest girl in the world right now?" #JLS..How the f@#k would I know! #xfactor

Tomorrow is a day to speak my mind. Tonight I rest #hanging

When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie thats....hurts