How to fold a fitted sheet: Tuck one corner in the other, fold in half, angrily roll into ball because it's impossible, start drinking...

Thanks to those who helped get it there. Mercy is now FREE on Amazon. Yay! http://t.co/KMLnCEmd #ian1 #indie #independentauthor #freeread

Real Temptation is the book of the day at the Kindle Fire Department. http://t.co/1hllXy0D #ian1

Hubby asked me to sit and talk about my laundry disability, but as it turns out, he couldn’t--too much starch in his pink underwear. Ouch.

"I sunk into myself, hands to my ears. Fear pooled in my abdomen, but I couldn’t give in" EDGE OF MERCY  http://amzn.com/B008QSTYUA  #scifi #irink

Charlie, a girl disguised as a boy, hiding from monsters outside the wall...and human ones inside too. http://t.co/Glc8UQSu … #ian1 #amazon

People who live in glass houses, probably own stock in Windex.

I would imagine Kim Kardashian's perfume smell's like teen desperation.

Happy Few Beers!!! The guy at the bar shouting this might be happy but clearly has had more than a few. Just saying.

Actual English paper correction--huge difference between deceased grandfather and diseased grandfather. Either way, grandma is single again.

This brief internet connection comes to me via the good people providing wifi at Micky D's. On the plus side, my writing output is stellar!

"females...something about them attracts the Draghoul." EDGE OF MERCY http://t.co/xW0Y8qUy #reading #amreading #avidreaders #ian #irink

"Charlie protects her sister and herself from grotesque monsters outside the community as well as human ones inside" MERCY #free on #kindle

Check out Taryn Raye's CASTAWAY HEARTS http://t.co/SIei8ORe "Twice orphaned, Catherine Barrett arrives in Virginia a stranger" #avidreaders

Charlie hides her true identity, but her presence places everyone in danger. MERCY *free read* http://t.co/KMLnCEmd #amazon #kindlereads

Hanging out with @kyindiewriters today. Love, love, love this group. Everyone needs support like this. #ian #writetip

"I might find myself outside the building after sunset, face-to-face with vicious Draghoul." EDGE OF MERCY http://t.co/H5GlLdG9 #avidreaders

Cherie Marks: I'm a Hybrid and Proud of It! http://t.co/FpfrSFAA #indieauthors #publishing #ampublishing #tradpublishing

"I sunk into myself, hands to my ears. Fear pooled in my abdomen, but I couldn’t give in" EDGE OF MERCY http://t.co/Zjg0262w #ian #ya

@aljacksonbooks @yelena_casale @emmalaiwrites @jo_witterings @lizzystevens123 @kshaigwood @shellgent A little late, but some can't miss #FF