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How to fold a fitted sheet: Tuck one corner in the other, fold in half, angrily roll into ball because it's impossible, start drinking...
Hubby asked me to sit and talk about my laundry disability, but as it turns out, he couldn’t--too much starch in his pink underwear. Ouch.
People who live in glass houses, probably own stock in Windex.
I would imagine Kim Kardashian's perfume smell's like teen desperation.
Happy Few Beers!!! The guy at the bar shouting this might be happy but clearly has had more than a few. Just saying.
Actual English paper correction--huge difference between deceased grandfather and diseased grandfather. Either way, grandma is single again.
This brief internet connection comes to me via the good people providing wifi at Micky D's. On the plus side, my writing output is stellar!
"Charlie protects her sister and herself from grotesque monsters outside the community as well as human ones inside" MERCY #free on #kindle
Breast Cancer Survivor, wife, mother, and writer just sharing my thoughts and chewing gum, except I'm all out of gum. http://t.co/RQKLPcpX