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California could really use a lesbian mexican-american Buddhist stoner Dominatrix with a disability for Governor.
I sure picked the wrong week to stop licking frogs.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says "I've lost my electron." Other says "Are you sure?" First replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
My problems do not define me, but my solutions allow for a future of my own choosing. Free will. Cherish the Hellfire.
"It's easy to turn any toy into an adult toy; location, location, location." - D. Martin
Really pretty woman in the expensive buisness suit left massive skid marks in the toilet @ peets coffee. Heh. Humanity kills me!
I think I've just about got this lesbian phase licked....
So I was walking to the pub last night and this white car slowed down & waved me to him. Realized I was on a corner in a tiny leopard skirt.
Gave my blood family a final kiss-off. I won't be punished ANYMORE for loving other women. My *real* family doesn't need blood ties.
The Pirate Boy by Acid Paradox - SoundCloud - This feels so familiar, like it's eventuality was inevitable. Amazing! https://soundcloud.com/dubstep/the-pirate-boy-by-acid-paradox …
The sunset was so amazing tonight, I'm pretty sure I'm sticking around for the sequel, Sunset 2: Sun of Sunset.
Mistress of Time and Space - Join my cult, get a cookie.