.@cah is #54 on the top 100 Amazon Wedding registry list. This makes me feel good about the types of couples that register with Amazon.

@eat24 Wait... do you mean ; "Swaggle: To place the hand vertically between another's butt cheeks and slap them vigorously back and forth."?

.@molly23 cosplaying as @loganbonner at #cah night. http://t.co/OILSGv5s

Here's how I was able to tell my phone carrier to suck it, and still have a fully functioning phone. http://t.co/cjKVq3iz

WHY is there a Dance Club Remix of The Last Saskatchewan Pirate!

"Data: He wasn't programmed with emotions, but that doesn't stop @levarburton from constantly trying to bromance him in the holodeck"

Check out @tcrg 's fancy new tv ad! http://bit.ly/93CHdl

@maxtemkin Don't hate the player, hate the game.

@dotsam "It's not me, it's June"

Has anyone used Lyft? It sounds kinda sketchy.

@molly23 Is this your boyfriend? He could be!  http://kotaku.com/there-is-a-dating-sim-called-jurrassic-heart-where-you-472194418 …

Yes! this! RT @geekylyndsay: Stop fucking up poutine so bad, america.

Crap. I was supposed to cut out the back bone, not the front bone. Well, off to get a new chicken.

Toga! Toga! Ugh. I should have stood on the other side of Marc. :/  http://m.flickr.com/photos/childsplaycharity/8271399374/lightbox/ …

@michaelrobles Yup.  http://www.business2community.com/social-media/10-things-not-to-say-to-a-social-media-manager-0341056 …

Traveling has been great, and I'm excited to be in Stockholm, but I'm about ready to go home. I miss my kitty.

Great. Now Im craving cheese curds.

@fknvancouver I once tried to use a Canadian nickel in the US and was told "We can't accept this, we need real money".

I am so lucky to have this amazing boyfriend that makes me breakfast in bed about once a week. <3

@maxtemkin Fajitas and a Vibrator is the name of my Pussy Riot mariachi cover band.