All I've had to eat today is schadenfreude.

Why is it every organization with the world 'Family' in its name is really anti-women? Not you, #AmericanFamilyInsurance, the rest of them.

@stray @chipublib I called and got a very polite woman who said she would pass my message on to fully fund the CPL.

Atlas Shrugged, by Ayn Rand — I shall pursue my individual happiness, as is the only true and moral purpose in life, by never reading this.

The guns involved were owned by the shooter's mother--maybe arming teachers isn't the answer. @nra

I dont want anyone to be President except #Obama & I never want to watch anything but #DowntonAbbey. I think this makes me a #conservative.

Know crazypants Jerome Corsi is credentialed by the Romney campaign http://t.co/Vn7IXAhX

#IAmNotARepublicanBecause the current crop would throw Lincoln under the bus.

The poor GOP is stuck carrying #Akins campaign to term.

@wttw want more of my $? Expand #ChicagoTonight and dump the infomercials for selfhelp cranks.

@neiltyson Venus on your mind... you're not getting rid of Venus like you did Pluto, are you?

I've managed to get myself tossed out of the Susan G Komen Foundation message boards.

.@senatorreid @chuckschumer @mcconnellpress Stand up for the Internet, our future & #BlackoutSOPA! http://t.co/V2crwSnx

@honeycoop Have you seen this? BBC News - In pictures: China's bee-wearing contest http://t.co/0SHUJlL

Just nominated @honeycoop for Must-Follow Non-Profit http://mash.to/2ImZn #MashableAwards