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NBC just reported the calorie count of the Inaugural Luncheon. Journalism is dead.
If you think green-dyed Budweiser is cool we're probably not friends.
DRINK EVERYTIME EITHER CANDIDATE SMIRKS. You are drunk. #debate #debates #debate2012 #morehashtags #HiMom
I like the end of the world countdowns, because obviously the world ends in eastern standard time.
I look forward to Wednesday when no one gives a shit about my state again.
Apparently if I want to tell someone I fundamentally disagree with them and maybe hate them I just have to call them "my friend" #VPDebate
My calling in life is to shake the shit out of people who say "There's nothing to do in Columbus"
How to fix the hidden Facebook search/notification bar issue 1) Accept you probably don't need to be on Facebook right now 2) Close the tab
PSA: The fake "✔" check mark in your Twitter profile isn't fooling anyone into thinking your account is verified & you are important.
The best part of writing is that it doesn't require pants.
It's Small Business Saturday. Shop local.
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