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"I think therefore I can has" - LOL DesCATes
Wicked idea alert! Air Bud: Bark Knight Rises! "WOOF ARE THEY!?" - The bad guys name can be Bone! #overnightbillionaire
"Saved you a seat buddy!" - Gene Siskel
I prefer Yodo cause 'you only DIE once' is a helpful reminder that the threat of death is ever present.
Tonight I will either be disgusted with our new Wild Rose gov. or disgusted by being thankful it's still a PC government. Yay democracy!
I guess you could call Kony a PropUGANDA film.
Would be neat if next week you let me know if you voted for the Wild Rose Party so that I can immediately unfollow you. Thanks.
In Canada our elected representatives are probably still just faxing each other pictures of their genitals.
Last guy they pull outta that mine: David Blaine.
Today marks the day of the year Ringo Starr tries his hardest not to die on.
Wow, how embarrassing for the Flames. Brett Sutter was probably the first white dude the Arizona cops have arrested for a over a year.
Total coincidence that instagram broke on the same night I decided to get drunk for the first time and be the best guy forever always.
I have have an actual fear that what's going on in Egypt has something to do with a Stargate.
What the fuck am I gonna do with 10,000 "Don't blame me, I voted for Nenshi" bumper stickers now?!
If I had a podcast for bodybuilders I would end each one by saying "Thanks for glistening!"
Can't wait for the NRA to argue that this might have been prevented if these kindergarden students were armed to the teeth.
To all my Sled pals who kill themselves to bring this city the best time in the world, Thanks.
Obama only came out in support of gay marriage so that he could finally bone all of the CEO's of Goldman Sachs in public.
Someone please invent a thing that makes the bottom inch of a slurpee as good as the rest of the slurpee. ITS FUCKING 2012.