"Normal" is just a washing machine setting.

You are only as sick as your secrets.

Just fixed my vibrator with duct tape.... yup I'm one classy dame.

I don't care what anyone else is saying about you... I like you!

Everything will be fine... as long as you go hard.. are willing to get hurt and possibley die a little.

Peek inside.... I'll show you what sexy looks like.

Am I the only one who takes a blunt on a 3 mile run? Anyone?

You can never "do" the fetal position, you can only "assume" the fetal position.

Its so easy to be wicked without knowing it, isn't it?

I'll start slow. Just let me ease into Twitter ok!

Well if the INTERNET says it then it MUST be true!

White Girls: why do you "Wooooooooooh" when youre drunk? Also will you please stop? Its loud & obnoxious. Not to mention not very ladylike.

I reserve the right the love many different people at once, and to change my prince often.

Can I tweet about my pussy now? The 2pm tweeps weren't too keen about it.

Go sell crazy somewhere else! We are all stocked up here!

Hey! We all have to start somewhere right? Well this is my beginning! Is it epic enough for you fuckkers???

That last tweet was tweeted whilst my 33 yr old ass munched on a hot dog outside of Costco while leering at the HOT YOUNG Costco Cart boys.

88 followers in one day! Thanks tweeps for taking a chance on Kitty the Unknown Tweeter

...if youre paying attention.... Yes I have gone from smoking a joint to blunt in 15 mins. Thats what kind of day today is...

I want a girl with extensions in her hair... bamboo earrings, at least two pair...fendi bag and a bad attitude.