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  • ChiNurse
      ChiNurse @ChiNurse

    I have so many stories I could add to #yesallwomen, but at 50 I'm so goddamned tired of beating my head against that wall. I need vitamins.

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  • ChiNurse
      ChiNurse @ChiNurse

    Cuntsequences: The blowback after being a spectacular bitch.

    • 175
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  • ChiNurse
      ChiNurse @ChiNurse

    If they were real super market employees, they would be wearing capes.

    • 149
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    • 4
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  • ChiNurse
      ChiNurse @ChiNurse

    This new deodorant is "motion activated". We may have a problem.

    • 137
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  • ChiNurse
      ChiNurse @ChiNurse

    Once everyone is finally diagnosed with a mental illness, it will all be irrelevant and we can go back to just being weird again.

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  • ChiNurse
      ChiNurse @ChiNurse

    Realized today that going to the dentist is just like going to the gynecologist only upside-down.

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  • ChiNurse
      ChiNurse @ChiNurse

    You call it a bra, I call it a catcher's mitt. Helloooo, muffin crumbs.

    • 110
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  • ChiNurse
      ChiNurse @ChiNurse

    #whyistayed Because he said the same things to me my parents told me as a child.

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  • ChiNurse
      ChiNurse @ChiNurse

    I am not loud and clumsy. It's called echolocation, jerk.

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  • ChiNurse
      ChiNurse @ChiNurse

    It's a special day when the outside temperature is nearly as cold as my heart.

    • 89
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  • ChiNurse
      ChiNurse @ChiNurse

    "I thought your family was super religious."

    "Nope. Just judgmental."

    "Huh."

    • 83
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  • ChiNurse
      ChiNurse @ChiNurse

    I meant to wear my cloak of invisibility, but I grabbed inevitability instead. This explains the photos.

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  • ChiNurse
      ChiNurse @ChiNurse

    It's time to put on my tube top and heels to go check that thumping noise in the basement. BRB.

    • 79
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  • ChiNurse
      ChiNurse @ChiNurse

    You'd like to have a one-sided relationship? No problem. I'll be over here while you go fuck yourself.

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  • ChiNurse
      ChiNurse @ChiNurse

    Night comes early now, just like my ex.

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  • ChiNurse
      ChiNurse @ChiNurse

    The problem with buying drugs from squirrels is they forget where they bury them.

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  • ChiNurse
      ChiNurse @ChiNurse

    "Will you taste this milk? It smells rotten to me." That's what marriage is all about, folks.

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  • ChiNurse
      ChiNurse @ChiNurse

    Sometimes all you need is to be reminded that someone else thinks you can do it.

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  • ChiNurse
      ChiNurse @ChiNurse

    When I think about you I star myself.

    • 69
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  • ChiNurse
      ChiNurse @ChiNurse

    I'd like ranch dressing better if the belt buckles weren't so fucking heavy.

    • 68
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@ChiNurse

@ChiNurse

Farming dullard with a childlike sense of wonder. Mother of a MtF transgendered daughter.