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WHY THE FUCK IS COLLEGE SO EXPENSIVE. I'M 17 I DON'T HAVE $40,000 TO PAY YOUR BULLSHIT INSTITUTION FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS
Max lost his wallet & someone found it and returned it to our house but took his money. 😂
In the grocery store and an elderly woman approaches me and says
"are you Chloe?"
Woman: "I just saw you on Facebook."
If you say "I hate girls, that's why I only hang out with boys." You might as well just say, "I'm a slut and I'll fuck your boyfriend."
Today a 1st grader asked me "is your hair always that color?"
1st grader: "whoaaa, cool."
My mom just insulted someone by saying "did you get your brain out of a box of cereal?"
Just saw belly ring that said "cum here" for all the girls who hate their dads.
If your relationship (or baby) is over a year, please stop telling me how many months old it is.
It's not a hangover unless you tweet about it.
Thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great
This man just got up out of his seat to open the door for me as I left Starbucks.
Class + ass = Beyonce