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I want hurricane sandy to hit us. I don't want people to get hurt but who doesn't love a good storm?
WHY THE FUCK IS COLLEGE SO EXPENSIVE. I'M 17 I DON'T HAVE $40,000 TO PAY YOUR BULLSHIT INSTITUTION FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS
Max lost his wallet & someone found it and returned it to our house but took his money. 😂
In the grocery store and an elderly woman approaches me and says
"are you Chloe?"
Woman: "I just saw you on Facebook."
If you say "I hate girls, that's why I only hang out with boys." You might as well just say, "I'm a slut and I'll fuck your boyfriend."
I hate the horoscope thing that automatically tweets for Jordan.
It's not a hangover unless you tweet about it.
Max:"You know what the slinky was first invented for? Time travel."
Snow in West Virginia?! I want snow.
Just dated my paper 4/24/07
Happy 12/12/12! The last time this will happen until 1000 years from now!