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You are a romance movie. With a shit ton of commercials.
It's finally summer, or as I like to call it: "shaving season".
My brother found a condom & a thong where the trees were cut down. Oh, if the trees could talk, the stories they would tell.
People have all these past relationships where they've learned from their mistakes & grown as a person... & I had pizza for lunch.
That awkward moment when someone you tweet about all the time decides to follow you on twitter.
I wonder while going to the bathroom in public places... Can people outside hear me? Am I getting herpes? Can people hear me getting herpes?
My heart waits for the chance to dance upon the ashes of my burnt up little plans.
Let's just be together, okay? Strings attached, emotional baggage, hopes, & dreams & everything. How does that sound to you?
If my heart could speak, it'd scream at you for all its complications.
One time at camp, no one believed that I wasn't allergic to poison ivy, so I rolled in a patch of poison ivy to make my point.
I like having a tall friend because he can give me weather reports directly from the sky.
I WAS NOT PUT ON THIS PLANET TO HOLD DOORS OPEN FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
My walk of shame is when I have to carry all the dishes that have accumulated in my room to the kitchen...
Between MTV & Mr. O'Reilly, I've come to find that I can't be defined.