Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"Oh neat, I get it. Flo Rida -> Florida!" - future conscious rapper, Del Aware
Gmail is down right now. If anybody needs to email me, just send it to my Dad's AOL account, then he'll pass it along as part of a mass FWD.
Rick Santorum referred to pregnancy caused by rape as "a gift in a very broken way." Hope he's not my secret santa next year.
OJ Mayo makes a way better NBA basketball player than he would a menu item.
Did you know that Jay-Z's full name is JayKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY-Z? #FactsWithoutWikipedia
If Aerosmith were any more rock'n'roll, they'd be Hanson.
I long for the good old days when a guy could make love to his tonic and gin at a bar and a pop star would write a song about it.
I can tell how fat someone is just by looking at them.
Tribal people with fraternity tattoos.
Legend at my college had it that if you stood on the crest on campus and kissed your girlfriend, people would point & call you a douchebag.
If I have such an outstanding balance, then STOP sending me mail about it!
I hate when people beg for more followers. I just wish there were more people following me, so they could get the word out.
The people on the bus acted like I was the weird one, but they're the ones who have apparently never played Marco Polo before.
I have a dream that one day all of god's children will learn to use crosswalks.
"meh eh." - an indifferent Canadian on the internet.
Shout out to all the people who are hard-of-hearing.
An exotic dancer would be one with a high school diploma.