Be careful when tech support asks if they can place you on hold. They are actually asking if they can blast Michael Bolton music in your ear

Calling your buddy a toilet-baby on Facebook is fun until the wrong person joins the conversation. Whoops! http://t.co/1YBEwvzo

All of them are good, but I love the 1st line of #8. RT @gabrielahead Top 10 Web Analytics Myths Dispelled http://t.co/gbaruWG via @sewatch

Kickass @mitchellpalmer party, but they are serving water out of the container they wash @albear in http://t.co/GaMLEkb

@mikeypullman Knock 'em dead, Mickey!

@andrewcrisp @cptbobk Is it time for a @fakeandrewcrisp?

That awkward moment when you say it's impossible and the punk kid next to you claims to bullseye womp rats in his T-16.

@mikeypullman Understood. You got the important one in there.

@mikeypullman Funny, I just said that IRL to somebody an hour ago! It really was an epic show tonight.

Took my multi-vitamin just now with a 7-and-7. That makes it ok, right?

@kelly208 @misssassymango @shizzz No matter how short it was, thanks for the good times tonight.

Ok, this is complete horseshit: http://t.co/x9oKK5o1 #SaveRichard

Just saw @stinamfking ... I think. Miss her tweets.

Hey @doodleannie @ertter I saw this Team Edward tonight: http://t.co/Mej7nzdw

I can't stop laughing. Star Wars redubbed. (NSFW language) http://t.co/t5XRSuvd

@mikeypullman tell me you saw this one: RT @almightygod The God FAQ: http://t.co/f0LzvQre

Breaking Bad as explained by old school, 8-bit video game.*spoiler alert* http://t.co/9A35tilB

Wastelander Panda? What the? http://t.co/EA6Y7BFX Anybody know what this is? (cc: @albear)

@ertter looks like you won MT @tableau #StuffDataGeeksSay - Don't forget, send us your info so we can send you a shirt! http://t.co/quqM7FXK

Do commercials ever make you feel like this? http://t.co/Avv5sURl