I love pitch emails with "please respond ASAP" in the subject #directlytotrash #donotpassgo

A billion dollars for instagram? Inflation is way outta control.

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If you have an analytics account, this is a really cool visualization tool from @digitalpoint http://t.co/wSK7VF0

Hey web publishers, WAKE UP - Web Censorship Bill Sails Through Senate Committee http://grf.me/m1KL

If You're In The Internet Business And You Don't Watch This Sean Parker Video, You Might As Well .. http://read.bi/aA1jFX

Oh snap someone just sold a twitter username for six figures (@israel) http://j.mp/ahITGn

Holy crap @tonyhawk really sent me a pair of size 13s! AND he signed the box!!!! http://twitpic.com/210z6h thanks Tony!

If you market stuff on the internet, this vid is highly recommended http://is.gd/cKETI

Lots of Googlers (inc. @mattcutts) did an email interview on SEO topics: http://goo.gl/jp0v

Why We Have a 38% Clickthrough Rate and You Don't http://is.gd/4WxLb

@yoast not sure who is higher on @mattcutts shit list now you or @searchmartin

Why are Barns painted red? Because of the physics of dying stars, duh.  http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/smartnews/2013/05/barns-are-painted-red-because-of-the-physics-of-dying-stars/#.UZa-gd71Fo8.twitter … via @smithsonianmag

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Hey website people: It's 2013. Asking for my zip code then my city and state is stupid. Do the lookup based on zip, you get cleaner data.

CBSi rules. RT @jfrattarola @jlanzone interviews @mayoredlee while Honey Badger eats a cobra and pretends not to care pic.twitter.com/TLLTNBuX

Pro tip: If your signature looks like a six year old's, don't use an image of it to sign your emails.

If you keep getting passed, perhaps you don't belong in the fast lane. #metaphor

Scared to see what apps use "a useful network of imaging satellites for near real time applications" http://t.co/tkXqoM8I via @arrington