TECH NEWS: Apple announces that 431 trillion people are downloading iOS 5 at the same time.

PIC: Dude almost sucked into a whale shark #fb http://t.co/EqLHc4y

I'd like to read a review of the Kindle Fire, Nook Tablet, and Kobo Vox written by a factory worker who helped build each of them.

I support #SUCKIT (Stop Uneducated Congressional Knuckleheads from Interfering with Technology).

I resist with my whole soul any eBook site that attempts to turn any aspect of reading into a game.

The new iLife 11 is out. But you have to get it as mailed box with DVD in it. WTF? And you just announced a Mac App Store? Hello? #fail

People looking to emulate Pottermore, remember the important step 1: Create Harry Potter.

I nominate Bill Clinton for Am-bad-ass-ador of Bad-Ass. #DNC2012

If I ran a hotel chain, all the rooms would have copies of The Complete Shakespeare in them instead of weird religious books.

Apple is suing Amazon. Microsoft is suing Barnes & Noble. Now if Google sues @kobo, the circle will be complete.

Almost all the #BiB11 Tweets as a PDF http://t.co/FT7C4ySU cc: @katmeyer @naypinya

I'll bet @algore gets really drunk on Election Day.

The first e-book was the Declaration of Independence, typed into a computer in 1971 by the founder of Project Gutenberg.

Maybe now Penguin Classics will become Random Classics and be 100% classics mashups. Like THE GRAPES OF PREJUDICE IN THE RYE.

I think once we resolve this money thing we should immediately debate about lowering the US Congress Bullshit Ceiling.

Link to my interview with @r_nash about himself and Cursor with 1st-look screenshots: http://bit.ly/arMjXq @jafurtado

Whenever you put two spaces after a period, a baby unicorn gets a sharp slap across the snout from God.

I can't find an iOS developer who wants to bid on a Federal iPad development project w me. Know anyone who would be interested? Please RT!!

Tomorrow imma start tumbling my serialized novel, WALDEN NEWSSTAND. http://t.co/np3N6kfY

A list of books Hemingway liked http://t.co/qX2FBHnx