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I really hope there isn't some poor guy out there called Larry Stylinson that keeps hearing that he's not real.
The fun thing about homophobic people is that you could argue that they believe in falling in love with genitals and not people.
Teens react to: hydrocyanic acid.
Just saw Benedict Cumberbatch in the Apple Store!!! I'm taller than him!! I'm taller than Sherlock!
Merry Christmas everyone! Enjoy a whole day of awkwardly trying to ask relatives what their Wi-Fi password is.
Hey guys, lost my phone last week so I've got a new phone number! Text the word DONATE to 70710 and I'll send you my number!
RIGHT THEN! Seeing as everyone is saying the world is going to end tomorrow. I'm gonna confess! ... I'm a raving BI-SEXUAL!! That felt good.
AMERICA?! What do you NEED the guns for? What do you ACTUALLY NEED them for?! What are you shooting?! Why do you HAVE THEM?!?!@$£%^!%@^£&!&*
I love how most TV adverts these days require me to exclaim 'Fuck off you don't know me.'
Internet comedian. WARNING: Will only be tweeting the best parts of my life to give you all the impression of success.