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Just saw Benedict Cumberbatch in the Apple Store!!! I'm taller than him!! I'm taller than Sherlock!
Merry Christmas everyone! Enjoy a whole day of awkwardly trying to ask relatives what their Wi-Fi password is.
RIGHT THEN! Seeing as everyone is saying the world is going to end tomorrow. I'm gonna confess! ... I'm a raving BI-SEXUAL!! That felt good.
AMERICA?! What do you NEED the guns for? What do you ACTUALLY NEED them for?! What are you shooting?! Why do you HAVE THEM?!?!@$£%^!%@^£&!&*
Your mind is like a dog. Feed it, keep it healthy and love it. But do NOT live inside it. - Chris Kendall
The best part of Doctor Who is when something cool happens and you look round at your family. They're all asleep.
This new Doctor Who companion is making it very hard to keep my laptop level.
My 'crude' tweet has made it into the METRO. I'm a published writer now! http://metro.co.uk/2012/12/25/doctor-who-fans-give-jenna-louise-coleman-the-thumbs-up-3329541/ …
Some girls like to RT and fave ALL of my tweets no matter what so they constantly appear on my dash. It toats makes me want to marry them.
Watching my 8 year old sister trying to sing Gangnam style reminds me of how racist children can be :-(
Internet comedian. WARNING: Will only be tweeting the best parts of my life to give you all the impression of success.