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Float like a bullet with butterfly wings, sing like a b-grade vocalist #mctotd
Shia Laboeuf in Ferris:Reloaded. One man and a transforming Ferrari's struggle to take it easy. In 3D. #McTotd
#BadInspirationalTweets if you love what you do you'll never work a day in your life. Especially if you love sitting on your ass drinking
#mctotd Jersey Shore Cheetos. Bad for you, no nutritional value and bright orange. But somehow you just can't help wanting more...
Statler and Waldorf encourage kids to find a surprise under their raincoats #McTotd
Booking a QANTAS flight, getting an actual QANTAS aircraft, serviced by QANTAS engineers and flown by a QANTAS crew #QantasLuxury
#mctotd new autocorrect programmed to change all your texts to dick and fart jokes after you send them.
If frustration was a solid object, it would be the same shape as a PS3 controller.
#McTotD "The fruit worshippers want 5
But get 4 in 11
All is forgotten when
Works ascends to heaven"
Not funny but plausible
A heart-warming tale RT @comedyfish: 'Jaws' edited to look Disney Movie: http://t.co/dmQEqZ7g (thanks @luftschlosschen)
27. The number of TLs I've read so far between 2 ppl I follow where I think, "just fuck and get it over with already"
The iPhone agreement is 63 pages long. I've probably agreed to be used for scientific experiments 8 times #gruenplanet
What does autocorrect have against the word shut? I mean shut. Puck off then #damnyouautocorrect
Mainframe computer operator and commercial pilot and all round good guy. Three of these three things are true. Living in the Inner West of Sydney Australia.
