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You start your sentences with "I was at Roses..." And this is why we can't be friends.
facebook is super boring today.
"The aging population or Asian population?" #eagerbeaver
i think i might split a bottle of wine with the old lady who lives in my apartment. #myfridaynight
omg. they are all coming together to go to a baseball game to support one of the lame kids who has aspergers. #parenthood
I just danced to Footloose by myself.
things heard today: "I hate you and I wish you were dead." -9 year old boy
"you were the favourite part of my day."-same 9 year old boy