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Just totally ignored the health and safety notice on the tub and put a cottonbud in my ear #rocknroll
My brother Billys
Got a 10ft willy
he showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
she hit it with a rake
& now its only 5ft4
So proud of Katie at parents evening - lol joke we sacked it off cause Im a bad mother
I just gave Ian a shopping list and on the bottom I wrote "you can have fireworks", he thought I wrote "you can have five wanks" hahaha!