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Green Day sucks.
Instead of buying homeless people Abercrombie, how about a dinner or something you fucking trogs
Led Zeppelin >>>>>
Mother Nature gave me sex hair.
I need a Tanqueray Tom Collins.
perform satanic rituals with my 10 gb archive of kelly clarkson dubstep remixes and a pair of paisley skinny jeans
Listen okay, if I covered you with crisco it wouldn't even be terrible. At least TRY to be progressive minded.
sign my whitehouse petition to change leather's name to cow paper
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Like homeless people are used as a prop I don't get it
My twerk game so hot I gave your dead dog a boner.
Wish I had the attention span to read for classes.
want to spice things up in the bedrommZ? cover ur junk in ghost chili sauce and light yourself on fire
Why the fuck would you smoke when you're fueling up your car? WHY?
poop and cry in bed for three years
All food is a vehicle for hummus.
i'm sorry sir but you can't change your name to fedorawarrior666 on okcupid sorry
Pleased to announce my father is now cancer-free, thanks to the efforts of a team of surgeons that worked very hard for several hours.