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MY CREATIVE PROCESS:
1. This is awesome.
2. This is questionable.
3. I hate myself and this story.
4. *cry-eats cake*
5. This is awesome.
MY BRANDING STRATEGY:
1. Write what I want
2. Be the best version of myself
3. Tweet way too much
4. Something-something whiskey & cupcakes
Remember — your first draft is your beachstorming draft. Just gotta get out of the water, onto the sand. Establish a beachhead. Don't die.
headline: OLD WHITE DUDES ARE ANGRY THAT EVERYTHING IS ONLY 98% SKEWED TOWARD THEIR OLD WHITE DUDE EXISTENCE; DEMAND RETURN TO 100%
nin's The Downward Spiral turns 20 this year.
The day will come when all of us in the old folks' home will know all the words to 'Closer.'
Sometimes you write one sentence in a day's worth of writing that makes you truly happy you wrote it, and that makes all things better.
Should be a pain chart for how badly you hated your writing on any given day. From "papercut" (1) to "soul-gored by syphilitic unicorn (10).
Show me on this doll where J.K. Rowling's words hurt you.
*looks outside, sees snow*
*cries into coffee*
Advice: if you wanna be a writer, start cultivating calluses now. Intellectual, emotional, and even the little ones on your fingertips.
In five years, there shall be but two publishers: RANGUIN SCHUSTER PENGDOMHAUS and HARPER MCHATCHET INCORPORATED. They will do battle.
I'm gonna be honest. If I don't hear Benedict Cumberbatch's sexvoice on my Oscars telecast soon, I'mma kick a hole in my flatscreen.
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Campbell-nominated author of: BLACKBIRDS, UNDER THE EMPYREAN SKY, BLUE BLAZES, more. Writer of film, comics, games. Keeper of terribleminds. NSFW. Likely NSFL.