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How rad would it be if the new Pope emerged, yelled, "Gay marriage rules! Have safe sex! I'm actually a woman! WELCOME TO THE FUTURE!"
So, hug your kids, give to a charity, rescue a puppy, something, anything. Evil can't be undone, but good can outshine it.
Writing is really your gig when you have a bad day but you say, "You know what? This story ain't gonna unfuck itself." And you dive back in.
As a gun owner, let me say: it's time to demand harder, meaner restrictions for firearms. On par with cars. Or meds. Or ANYTHING ELSE.
After the earthquake, I threw a chair through my front window and stole my TV. Mistakes were made.
Fox News has gone full Cronenberg. Scanners, Videodrome, Naked Lunch.
TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE SUPERB OWL. The most perfect woodland bird will compete for our hearts and our minds against 49 RAVENS.
I love Twitter because it's all, "On pg. 15 of the decision," and "History shows…" but trad-news is still, "Something-something Paula Deen."
We're fucked, because this isn't a joke: E. coli taught to solve sudoku puzzles. THIS IS HOW WE MEET OUR DOOM. http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn19733-problemsolving-bacteria-crack-sudoku.html …
Just got an email that told me my McAfee virus protection has expired. It then threatened to drop jungle acid and murder me in the bathtub.
Whoa. Dude (@jviewz) plays Massive Attack's TEARDROP on, well, vegetables. Kinda. Just watch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvmTav3SYsc&feature=share&list=PLBLxN8RlKx5DEZN-QWiMCLOwj90fRCz9y … (via @contextual_life)
Campbell-nominated author of: BLACKBIRDS, UNDER THE EMPYREAN SKY, BLUE BLAZES, more. Writer of film, comics, games. Keeper of terribleminds. NSFW. Likely NSFL.