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"If you don't want nude pics leaked, don't take nude pics with your phone —"
*steals your shoes*
SHOULDN'T WEAR SHOES BRO
Seven Habits Of Successful Writers:
3. Write More
4. Keep Writing
5. Finish Writing
7. Go Write Something Else
MY CREATIVE PROCESS:
1. This is awesome.
2. This is questionable.
3. I hate myself and this story.
4. *cry-eats cake*
5. This is awesome.
things writer's block can be:
- lack of planning
- UFO "missing time"
- lack of fiber
OH MY GOD THE SCI-FI LADY AUTHORS ARE IN THE STREETS OF LONDON BEATING MALE AUTHORS TO DEATH WITH HUGOS THIS IS IT THIS IS WHAT WE FEARED
So, to clarify, breastfeeding is basically an amazing thing and if it freaks you out, you're the problem, not the breastfeeding mother.
How to be a writer:
2) check Twitter
3) Tweet about how to be a writer
4) feel shame
6) go back to writing
Sometimes the best thing a writer can tell another writer is: "You're not alone. We're all impostors. We're all afraid. It's always hard."
Some people's response to "breastfeeding is cool" is "OH SO PEEING AND POOPING IN PUBLIC IS FINE, TOO, THEN, I GUESS."
"Not All Men, But Still Too Many Men." http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2014/05/25/not-all-men-but-still-too-many-men/ … #terribleminds #YesAllWomen
When you say, "FAX it to me," I hear: "Please ride your stegosaur mount to the telegram store; in three months we will be on the same page."
Actually, Facebook buying Oculus VR proves that giant companies are just like me: sometimes they get drunk and buy shit off the Internet.
*hikes on ranty pants*
PLEASE ENJOY THIS PSA ABOUT NUDE PHOTOS. At #terribleminds.
Telling stories is a weird job. "Sit in one place. Invent new people. Invent problems for those people. Then doubt all that you've done."
Wow, wow, wow. Drone films fireworks from amongst the explosions. Truly stunning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9KZ3jgbbmI&feature=youtu.be … (via @mikemonello)
Writing is an act of ego. Editing is an act of prying that ego out of the story with a crowbar, a jackhammer, and a couple of hand grenades.
MY BRANDING STRATEGY:
1. Write what I want
2. Be the best version of myself
3. Tweet way too much
4. Something-something whiskey & cupcakes
Campbell-nominated author of: BLACKBIRDS, UNDER THE EMPYREAN SKY, BLUE BLAZES, more. Writer of film, comics, games. Keeper of terribleminds. NSFW. Likely NSFL.
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