@bjmendelson Remember in 2002/2003 where he'd put a chair in the middle of the ring, sit down and tell a 40 minute story every week?

Photoset: “The High Sign” (1921)  http://tmblr.co/Zwq5ByfYflRm 

@thefoxtheatre Thank YOU!! Can't wait to come back! :)

My mother watches "Lizard Lick Towing" on Tru TV like it's Masterpiece Theatre.

Here's a real nice piece CBS Sunday Morning did on an Ernest Borgnine-themed Mexican restaurant: http://t.co/gCABzttt

#ThingsBetterThenTwilight A colonoscopy without anesthetic

Dr. Asimov was one of the few people that could make mutton chops work: http://t.co/F9UhKhcq

Will Ferrell gets the Mark Twain Prize? At this rate next year they'll be giving it to Andy Dick.

@alyankovic "UHF" is scheduled to air on @tcm on November 25th! I'll finally get to see Robert Osborne introduce this classic!

I get annoyed having to type "the original" before talking about so many classic films, cause now they're all shitty remakes.

E.T. The Porno #spielbergporntitles Sadly this one is real......so very real.....*cries in the corner*

#FF: @fyodorfish @xheather76x @bjmendelson @myvogonpoetry @punchlinemag @imjasondiamond @drusso97 @apocalypsehow @robsprance @cokelogic

@bjmendelson Like the Presidential Vote was The Mashable Awards. "Barack Obama is nominated in the Presidential Category".

@bjmendelson I'm sure your wife is awesome. Have you ever accidentally called her "Laci" and offered to take her on a boat ride?

Started a new #PeterFalk fan Tumblr account, check it out! Feel free to follow!  http://thepeterfalklands.tumblr.com/  #Columbo

Don Rickles, you'd better live forever cause once you're gone, the world and humor will officially be shit.#ripjonathanwinters

Lemmon and Falk are the only reason to watch this. And Larry Storch and Ross Martin. #TheGreatRace #GetGlue  http://getglue.com/movies/great_race/blake_edwards?s=t&ref=ChutzpahShiksa …

Carmen Miranda and Phil Silvers are cousins. Did I write this script in a past life?  http://is.gd/fH3qLu  #GetGlue #SomethingForTheBoys

@ernmansellsout The person who thinks Phil Silvers wasn't funny must be a 20 y.o. who's used to Jim Carrey and Robin Williams on Leno.

@stephenfry @prancingjeeves I'm the uploader of this one. So glad you found it! :)