Lindsay and Amanda standing around a trashcan on fire, burning a copy of Legally Blonde and Reese's mugshot while chanting 'one of us'.

If you can't handle me at my Amanda Bynes then you don't deserve my Amanda Bynes.

Not enough articles have been written about how irresponsible it would be to step off the plane at LAX with just a dream and a cardigan.

why hasn't anyone ever mentioned how good breaking bad is

How can I make it so when I enter a room it goes silent for 6 seconds and then the opening chords from Lana Del Rey's Ride start playing

It's Avril Lavigne's world and we're just living in it.

The edge of glory video looks like something Phoebe from Friends would've made in 1995.

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom of Gregory Gorgeous.

This would be a perfect moment for Amanda Bynes to return to twitter.

@lilofanfiction Dina, smoking by the hotel watches the ambulance go & throws an employee's uniform into a dumpster. "Mommy got you trending"

@lilofanfiction Lindsay tears up looking at @amandabynes' mugshot. "I give you my blessing and my curse", whispering into her Acer's screen.

@lilofanfiction "Yeah! It's still really in!" Nicole Richie says, tying the Kabbalah string around Lilo's arm. "2012 is gonna be your year."

my only life goal is to be called 'troubled' by us weekly

robert blake lively

Excited for the next Azealia feud, £5 on Joan Didion.

grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, and the wisdom to know not to vine an explosion

why aren't they talking about amanda bynes

Oh god what if people saw me stare at that Beyonce swimsuit H&M billboard and thought I was heterosexual

you're a liar if you can say u haven't spent the last 10 minutes on the floor doing the bent knee hip lifts from the body party strip scene

why hasn't anyone mentioned that olivia newton-john sings the creep part of baby it's cold outside to john travolta