When I accidentally sent my @postsecret secret to my professor, she responded with 1 of her own. I feel like I understand her better now.

Well @drewryniewicz is done on x-factor..She was my favorite...guess I'll root for the rest of #TeamSimon now. If I watch still.

I had to pick one of the only episodes of #HIMYM that makes me cry to watch. Last Words. @himym_cbs @meetatmaclarens

My brother got the chocolate banana milkshake from #McDonalds..I tried a sip..it's so-so.

On a suckage scale of one to ten..this class is a Justin Beiber.

For a moment a band of thieves in ripped up jeans got to rule the world~

Umm..I accidentally just e-mailed my post-secret secret to my poetry professor insted of to @postsecret.

I think when @touchmebadly refers to fluffing his pillows--he isn't actually talking about fluffing his pillows. *wink wink, nudge nudge*

Et tu Brute?? @touchmebadly http://twitpic.com/32f105

Okay. So, I'm not a 'rap-ologist' Trust me. I thought Ja Rule was still hip. So. Help me. I've heard of Lil Wayne..what the fuck is a Weezy?

keep it up homegirl don't you quit

#FF @framingmike @gvsu @garyjbusey @gvwritingcenter @grnight @iamtmk @itsbiancaduhh @jesus @jogrinder @kleshreen @kiiwwiii @kristidesign

I am annoyed that I'm awake right now... But hey @kiiwwiii we bought a boat in my dream and then decided we (cont) http://tl.gd/69j4u2

@touchmebadly rawrrrrrrrrr you sexy beast... I'm gonna have to write an erotic poem about you!

Omg, i accidentally just posted a critique that ended with 'Thanks for SHARTING' instead of 'Thanks for SHARING'. #fail #fml #oops

@touchmebadly Me too..and to hear/see whatever that goddess of track suits decides to say/do this week. I love Sue Sylvester #Glee

@touchmebadly My parents used to use "going on a color tour" as a euphemism for getting it on. That's why all us kids have summer birthdays.