Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
In the future, do you think "skin-job" will be a racial slur for cyborgs?
When going whale watching, bring a fat friend. That way, if you don't see any whales at least you still have that joke.
Apparently The Decemberists station on Pandora ends being just a playlists of good songs to kill yourself to.
If you have to flip through Google images to find a "good picture," then the celebrity isn't that hot.
This construction site from the end of Baby's Day Out needs some serious OSHA training.
I meant to text "that's good," but said, "that's hood," but then I realized my mistake. Not saying "that's hood" all the time.
Don't you fucking dare say, "oh, wow, $10,000" like that a lot of money to you, Pat Sajak.
Note: those things in public restrooms are apparently for changing a baby's diaper, NOT a baby smashing device.
See my purse, I'm a poor, poor man.
White and Blonde: A Murder That Matters #awfullifetimemovies
Its becoming very obvious that I can't have a cigarette for the next 6 hours. Everything looks like its annoying.
Passed my Voight-Kampff test at work today. They sure are cracking down on androids in the workplace.