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At the bar with @writingwilkie. He's Jim Henson to my Frank Oz. By that I mean he works the mouth while I'm up the rear.
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Just a usual Thursday night hanging out with @writingwilkie http://t.co/9V6cXd9
When going whale watching, bring a fat friend. That way, if you don't see any whales at least you still have that joke.
Working on ideas with @writingwilkie is like finally realizing what its like to kiss yourself.
Apparently The Decemberists station on Pandora ends being just a playlists of good songs to kill yourself to.
Hey, have you guys checked out Andy Chen's new place on the boardwalk? Lots of sweets! http://t.co/AJUTfaY
If you have to flip through Google images to find a "good picture," then the celebrity isn't that hot.
This construction site from the end of Baby's Day Out needs some serious OSHA training.
I meant to text "that's good," but said, "that's hood," but then I realized my mistake. Not saying "that's hood" all the time.
Don't you fucking dare say, "oh, wow, $10,000" like that a lot of money to you, Pat Sajak.
Note: those things in public restrooms are apparently for changing a baby's diaper, NOT a baby smashing device.
@writingwilkie for people who don't eat meat, duh. You know, useless, oxygen wasting pussies.
Its becoming very obvious that I can't have a cigarette for the next 6 hours. Everything looks like its annoying.
Passed my Voight-Kampff test at work today. They sure are cracking down on androids in the workplace.
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