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Rick #Santorum is boneheaded. As in constantly thinking about where you stick your boners.
Joe Lieberman is happy "not being involved in the nastiness of campaigning." He can't wait 'til he's involved in the nastiness of lobbying.
Disagreeing with Obama is one thing. However, if you genuinely think that he's a radical Muslim, you are -to put it nicely- a fucking moron.
"You can't spell 'good' without G-O-D." So what? You also can't spell "genocide" without G-O-D so shut the fuck up. #atheism #agnosticism
So did the GOP pass that bill to make November 11 known as Only Straight Veterans Day? #priorities
The Vatican is unhappy with you, American nuns! Keep up the great work! :)
You see, Bill Frist & his wife don't actually want to get divorced. However, Zach Wahls's moms are forcing them to do so.
Harry Jackson says gays are bringing U.S. back to "the times of Hitler".Yeah, b/c that's what the Nazis were known for: gay rights advocacy.
"Hey, baby, what's your sign?.... Astrology is bullshit, you know." #AtheistPickUpLines
Pastor Hagee suggests that atheists should leave the country. Why not try praying that we disappear into thin air? Maybe that'll work?
If you use the word "secular" as a slur, that tells me all I need to know about you. #AtheistRollCall
No checks. Pounds of flesh only. #6wordshakespeare
Dammit, you should be FLATTERED! That's YOUR name I carved into my arm with a razor! YOUR name!
If the 1st Lady were to make suicide prevention her new initiative, Sarah Palin would probably go to a high school & hand out razor blades
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Just kidding, there's no such thing as Heaven. Wanna fuck?" #AtheistPickUpLines
Do Not Resuscitate Barbie #DepressingToys
Was Grover Norquist molested by an IRS agent or something?
Pastor John Hagee says that atheists should leave the country. Sorry, Pastor. Much like the Rapture, that's not going to happen. #atheism
"Yo' mama so huge, Attlee tried to nationalize her." - Winston Churchill, I think
Twitter is my id's refuge, so I might offend you. In this cartoon, Batman's about to kick me in the face.