RT my bonur status

twet police barge into my house with penis noses pointing at me saying "ASSBURGERS" and then do the macarena

if we were communist country could we walk into other peoples' houses like in rpgs

only anime characters understand my terrible teen lyfe

my bum, fukc it

These aren't boxers These aren't boxers These aren't boxers These aren't boxers These aren't boxers These aren't boxers These aren't boxers

@disassemblyline *as disassemblyline returns, dongs rise*

family guy MMO

unless ur gay

if you were an anime, I'd watch you

Wait wtf, Swalottt is a pokemon irl

@swalottt you sleep with too many cute anime qurls nigga

it's OK to be killed by cute qurl

teens going to rock concerts to ~emphasize~ the fact that they are individualists

hot dogs doing kick flips on the dinner table

Junichifrankfurt

@posh_somme inb4 you attract someone with the username Penis and they follow your ass hole

I'm gay for @disassemblyline and they can't read this so lololololololololololol dix

fuck jobs

I don't know