Miss Utah Botches Income Equality Question at Miss USA Pageant  http://bit.ly/19JJCKv  - #sm

@paulryanvp -- Don't you have to worship the Atheist Ayn Rand and beg for more pork barrel funds for your constituents? #debates

A bad dining experience #23: have to sit next to the bathrooms and two women come out saying "yea, it's pretty damn bad in there."

@realdonaldtrump - Romney is the Outsourcing Chief.

@paulryanvp -- Keep quiet and let the adult in the room talk, and learn the English language @barackobama @mittromney #debates

@realdonaldtrump @mittromney - is that your hair talking?

If the Boston Red Sox start losing early in the season, does that mean a Yankees fan earns his wings?

"...teacher, leave them kids alone..."

Getting Copywriting Right in Social Media  http://bit.ly/W38zKZ  - #sm

@whpresscorps @rbpundit - sure, that was BEFORE the economy shit the bed thanks in part to Bush tax cuts and unfunded wars

Design Guru Slams NSA's PowerPoint Skills  http://bit.ly/15TBwL5  - #sm

Make Your Own Video Game With No Coding Required  http://bit.ly/15BWSzG  - #sm

YouTube Is the Ultimate Social Media Time Suck  http://bit.ly/YH2ZfL  - #sm

Shaq Lip Syncs Beyonce Better Than Beyonce  http://bit.ly/Wnk7ph  - #sm

Why Smartphone-Obsessed Generation Y Can’t Put Down Their Phones  http://bit.ly/U7x83Y  - #sm

Job Hunting? Check Out 160+ Openings at Machinima and More  http://bit.ly/WZxLgG  - #sm

Top 10 Tech This Week  http://bit.ly/U4rnDz  - #sm

The Art Of Getting More Retweets [Infographic]  http://bit.ly/11UDSaf  - #sm

Distilling Your Brand in 5 Minutes or Less  http://bit.ly/113cIhV  - #sm

On Social Media, They Don’t Have to Follow You to be Listening  http://bit.ly/T0h2Ir  - #sm