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If you're okay with getting nothing you want, be a nice guy.
Ain't no thang but a chicken wang.
I need to get drunk tonight, yes "need."
Getting offended at a joke doesn't make you a better person.
"I did it." That's the first time Jesus didn't do shit that 30 minutes.
Why the FUCK is fresh prince not on Netflix yet?
A Congress made up entirely of men shouldn't get to decide what a woman does with her body, but that's just my opinion...
I'm on the coffee cleanse.
White guys who say "nigga" please say that shit in a front of a group of black people so you can get your ass checked real quick, thanks.
"Discount double fucked!" - Aaron Rodgers.
I fell into a bonfire tonight and fucked up the chance with the girl I like. Go me.
"Never have I ever" is the best way to find out your friends' sexual history.
I don't know if I could handle being a female. I get a nosebleed about once a year and that's enough for me.