@fillwerrell @onezendad There are still Mayans.

Please read this, and spread the word: RT @lhmaintenance: Taking a deep breath - My secret revealed. http://t.co/pECSzWaT

Said everyone, always. RT @thisiscanden: This salad just isnt cutting it..

I could hardly breathe reading this. RT @annsrants: Absolutely incredible. http://t.co/gMMkj4pk

If, at the end of the day, you are happy with YOUR life, I bet the impulse to judge others' lives will disappear. You be you, I'll be me.

You can get a $50 @mabelhood gift certificate at Costco.ca for $39.99! That rocks.

I just really don’t know how anyone in Toronto over the age of 18 can stand the 102.1 morning show.

The 18 Worst Things For Left-Handed People http://t.co/CYFyFrF0 via @buzzfeed

You know what I totally don't get? Other people.

@tweeetlorraine "It is what it is." #stopsayingthat

SO informative! RT @allisonk80 20 Common Grammar Mistakes That (Almost) Everyone Makes | LitReactor http://t.co/V0HKaqdE via @litreactor

This link pretty much made my day: http://t.co/kRnyltYe

SURPRISE25 gives you 25% off at Clippo.ca :)

Can't. Breathe. Too. Excited. RT @urbanmomsca: After years of talk...TARGET IN CANADA. Finally. http://bit.ly/gTtG5n

@karl_swiss @mommyknows @canadiandadblog Hahahaha, so good.

@beingmarci “EVEN YOUR OWN MOM.”

Is there a scientific study proving the timbre of a 3 year old’s whine can drive someone clinically insane? Fairly sure I’m on my way.

Hey friends: anyone with website mgmt (Wordpress based) looking for volunteer opportunity? @pailnetwork needs some help. Pls RT :)

My sister. It's hard to believe I didn't know her just a couple months ago. #adoption  http://instagr.am/p/WLQI6iiKr3/ 

I didn’t watch the Oscars, but what’s with the host outrage? Did people not realize who he is? Raunch is his jam, man.