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At least Tony Romo doesn't hit women or kids. Even if he tried, he'd probably still miss. Merica.
Hey ISIS, before you mess with the greatest damn country in the world, ask Bin Laden how it worked out for him. Merica.
Before you complain about Monday, remember that you ain't in a hospital bed, or in Sandyland gettin' shot at. Salute the troops. Merica.
Some girls like diamonds and pretty rings. The best ones like football and shootin' things. Merica.
If you get food stamps and are on welfare, and you get the iPhone 6 before me, I'm callin' your social worker. Merica.
200 years ago today, Uncle Sam and Lady Liberty knocked boots, then wrote the Star Spangled Banner. And that's how freedom was born. Merica.
Bin Laden ✔
ISIS, you're next.
Hatin' football is like hatin' apple pie, sweet tea, trucks, country music, Remember the Titans, bald eagles & Merica all at the same time.
How can anybody not like Fall? Bonfires, hoodies, huntin', football and cool weather. Hard to disagree with that. Merica.
Adrian Peterson has been indicted for whoopin' his son with a switch. If that's a crime, my parents should be doin' 25 to life. Merica.
Male model. Lost every fight I've ever been in. Born to lose. Merica.