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Ran outside in a helmet. Juked a snowman, stiff armed a fat kid, cracked a cold one and yelled,"Rise & shine, it's Super Bowl time. Merica."
Like Ronald Reagan said, If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under. Merica.
If you ain't ready for Summer, you prolly hate baseball, kick puppies, drink unsweet tea, don’t like fishin', and vote for Hillary. Merica.
Why be politically correct when you can be right? Merica.
Instead of sayin' "Fu🇺🇸k the police," why don't you just try not breakin' the law? Merica.
A reporter once asked a US Marine: "Where do you stand on ISIS terrorists?"
He replied, "Well, the windpipe usually does the trick."
If you “Feel the Bern,” you should probably see a doctor. Because that might be syphilis. And no one wants that. Merica.
Male model. Lost every fight I've ever been in. Born to lose. Merica.
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