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At least if Ebola kills us all, we won't have to worry about livin' through the last 2 years of Obama's presidency. Merica.
More Americans have been dumped by Taylor Swift than have been infected with Ebola. So what’s the real epidemic? Merica.
Now that Ebola is in the US. If you cough anywhere near me, there’s a 100% chance that I will punch you in the throat. Merica.
Obama sent 4000 troops to Africa to help Ebola. He should have sent 4000 Ebola filled goats to Syria to fight ISIS. Merica.
Every time you recite the Pledge of Alleigence, a bald eagle throat punches an ISIS member. Merica.
If Ebola turns into the zombie apocalypse, go to Sam's. They got walls, food, and supplies. Plus, zombies can't get in without a membership.
If you don’t like football, I assume you hate freedom, drive a Prius, support ISIS and have Ebola. Merica.
The Cowboys are 5-1, gas is under $3 a gallon, and we’re hittin’ ISIS with the Red, White, and boom. Damn it feels good to be Merican.
Girls can love Ryan Goslin' all they want, but don't forget that he was an absolute liability at cornerback in Remember the Titans. Merica.
Fall is in the air. And it smells like deer, beer and college football. Merica.
Male model. Lost every fight I've ever been in. Born to lose. Merica.