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Asked Santa for a unicorn. He said to pick somethin’ else. Told him I wanted to see a Democrat workin’. He asked what color unicorn. Merica.
2 years ago today the idiot Mayans said the world was gonna end. Merica runs this world. Ain't over 'til we say it's over. Who's your daddy?
Ladies, Santa has been lookin’ at your pictures Instagram. Most of y’all are gettin’ clothes, a dictionary, & a Bible for Christmas. Merica.
Don't tell me I have to say "Happy Holidays" so nobody gets offended. I will "Merry Christmas" the hell out of you. Merica.
Can't wait to find out what movie North Korea allows me and my family to see this Christmas. Merica.
I wish college football season lasted 6 months, twice a year. Merica.
Ran outside in cutoff Santa pants and a football helmet. Headbutted the yard Rudolph and yelled,"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal. Merica."
Land of the free, home of the brave. Unless North Korea says we can't watch a movie. Merica.
Male model. Lost every fight I've ever been in. Born to lose. Merica.