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Raisin' glasses for folks who put boots to asses. Merica, Happy Armed Forces Day. We salute you.
Sick and tired of seein' all these folks wearin' shirts with sleeves. It's time this country abolished sleevery. Merica.
John Deeres and ice cold beers. Merica.
Seen a kid wearin' a graduatin' cap & nightgown. Stone Cold sack tapped him and said,"Welcome to the real world. Nut up or shut up. Merica."
Stars, bars and PBRs. Merica.
When you're wearin' a Merican flag bandana and a sleeveless wolf shirt, it's damn near impossible not to slay the puss.
Friends don't let friends drink unsweet tea. Merica.
The higher the truck, the closer to God. Merica.
Seen a sissy eatin' crepes, talkin' foreign. Titty twistered him and said,"This here is Merica. We eat meat, drink beers and speak Merican."
Ain't no need for a pick-up line when you got a pickup truck. Merica.
If you get your talkin' phone wet, try leavin' it in dry rice, overnight. The rice attracts "Asians" who fix your electronics. It's science.
A thick honey caught me eyeballin' her. Winked and said, "I'm tryin' to look at your personality, but your boobies are in the way. Merica."
Drivin' a truck and wearin' boots don't make you country. Bein' country makes you country. Merica.
Dreamed me & Uncle Sam was crackin' cold ones and Stone Cold stunnin' the swaggers and their duckfacin' galfriends. Called it the Yolocaust.
Merica. Bout that life since 1776.
20 years ago, we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we got no cash, no hope and no jobs. We must protect Kevin Bacon. Merica.
There's two types of people in this world. Folks who drive a diesel and folks who want to. Roll coal, baby. Merica.
Male model. Lost every fight I've ever been in. Born to lose. Merica.