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Chocolate bunnys and thick honeys. Merica.
It's Easter, not 4/20. Today is for praisin', not blazin'. Merica.
Country music, because I'd rather hear songs about small towns, trucks and Summertime, than songs about drugs, money and hoes. Merica.
What are girls who drink beer and love fishin' made out of? Wife material. Merica.
This world needs more fishin' and less bitchin'. Merica.
Went outside bucknaked 'cept for boots and bunny ears. Scissor kicked the fat neighbor kid and yelled, "If it hops, it drops. Merica."
Warm weather, late nights, country music and no worries. Bring on Summertime. Merica.
All women are created equal. Except country girls. They're prettier than all the rest. Merica.
DTF? Hell yes I'm down to fish. Merica.
Remember ladies, "Stressed" spelled backwards is "Desserts." 'Tis the season of thick legs and Easter eggs. Merica.
When you wake up in the greatest damn country in the world, every Friday is Good Friday. Merica.
It's all fun and games 'til somebody calls the cops. Then it's hide and seek. Merica.
The drinkin' age for military members should be 18. If you're old enough to die for my freedom, I should be able to buy you a beer. Merica.
Male model. Lost every fight I've ever been in. Born to lose. Merica.