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Too bad we can't spring the clocks forward to when Obama is out of office. Merica.
Hey guys, girls ain't as complicated as you think. Just tell 'em they're beautiful and take 'em fishin'. Merica.
If a gal comes up to you and says, "Let's go muddin'," by golly, you take that gal muddin'. It ain't brain science. Merica.
Ran outside shotgunnin' beers. Busted a flex and yelled, "Wearin' tanks and bangin' skanks. Merica, rise and shine, it's Spring Break time."
Drinkin' rum before 10 AM don't make you an alcoholic, it makes you a pirate. Merica.
Hey Summer, you and your 9 PM sunsets can come back any time now. Merica.
Forget YOLO. Like George Strait said, "I ain't here for a long time, I'm here for a good time." Merica.
If a gal is upset, tell her she's beautiful. If she starts growlin', retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her. Merica.
DTF? Hell yes I'm down to fish. Merica.
Life is good.
Appreciate those who love you. Help those who need you. Forgive those who hurt you. Forget those who leave you. Merica.
If it has tires or tits, you're gonna have problems with it. It's science. Merica.
Was peelin' Obama stickers off cars at the welfare office when a rent-a-cop asked what I was doin'. Said,"Givin' up Obama for Lent. Merica."
Male model. Lost every fight I've ever been in. Born to lose. Merica.