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Ladies, if your boyfriend doesn't know how to shoot a gun. You have a girlfriend. Merica.
What's the smallest part of a Prius? The owner's balls. Merica.
Life should be more like hockey. If somebody pisses you off, just beat the hell out of 'em, then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes. Merica.
Hey Summertime, you and your 9 PM sunsets can come back any time now. Merica.
ISIS is beheadin' folks and burnin' kids alive. But all y'all are more worried about the color of some stupid dress. Good job America.
Heard kids argunin' about the color of a dress. Throat punched 'em & said, "This is Merica. Only colors that matter are Red, White & Blue."
It doesn’t matter if that dumbass dress is white and gold or black and blue. The only colors that matter are Red, White and Blue. Merica.
Bin Laden ✔
Jihadi John: you’re next.
The world’s reignin’ Hide & Seek Champions.
Hey ISIS, when you mess with the best, you'll die like the rest. We been droppin' warheads on foreheads since 1776. Merica.
Male model. Lost every fight I've ever been in. Born to lose. Merica.
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