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Whenever you're havin' a bad day, just remember that the last 4 letters of American are "I can," not "I can't." Merica.
Was crackin' cold ones when a gal asked if I was free later today. Threw a 21 air hump salute and said,"This is Merica. I'm free every day."
If you don't like country music, I don't like you. Merica.
Ladies, when a fella says he's lookin' for a country girl, he doesn't mean a girl who's been plowed more times than the family farm. Merica.
If I have to be drug free to keep my job, y'all should have to be drug free for food stamps and welfare. Merica.
It's ok if you think baseball is borin'. It's kind of a smart person's sport. Merica.
Dreamed I was bustin' skulls in Korealand when Uncle Sam walked up. Gave me a cold one and said,"You are Merica son. Juke 'em and nuke 'em."
If you had sex 365 times in 12 months, then melted down the rubbers to make a tire, what would you have? A damn Goodyear. Merica.
It's Earth Day. Save water, drink beer. Merica.
Pulled up next to a gal in a Prius terrormobile. Cranked Skynyrd, rolled coal & yelled,"Smells like freedom. Happy Earth Day, bitch. Merica"
Just saw a Prius hit a deer. The deer laughed and walked away.
Happy Earth Day. Merica.
Male model. Lost every fight I've ever been in. Born to lose. Merica.