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The folks complainin' about the ice bucket challenge wastin' water, are the same folks who take 45 minute showers every day. Merica.
Ladies, when a fella says he's lookin' for a country girl, he doesn't mean a girl who's been plowed more times than the family farm. Merica.
In 1814, women had no rights.
In 1914, women fought for rights.
In 2014, women are always frickin' right.
Ladies, if your boyfriend ain't excited about football season. You have a girlfriend. Merica.
There's some folks I'd like to nominate for the boilin' water bucket challenge. Merica.
Folks hate country music because it's about beer & trucks. Maybe, but that's better than songs about poppin' mollies & bein' in jail. Merica
Fellas, treat your girl how you want your dad to treat your mom, and how you'd want your future son-in-law to treat your daughter. Merica.
I wish Obama's presidency went by as fast as this Summer did. Merica.
I'm all for God, guns, huntin', fishin', Chick-fil-A, and Merica. Basically anything that offends the Obama voters.
Male model. Lost every fight I've ever been in. Born to lose. Merica.