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Raisin' glasses for folks who put boots to asses. Merica, Happy Armed Forces Day. We salute you.
Sick and tired of seein' all these folks wearin' shirts with sleeves. It's time this country abolished sleevery. Merica.
Seen a kid wearin' a graduatin' cap & nightgown. Stone Cold sack tapped him and said,"Welcome to the real world. Nut up or shut up. Merica."
When you're wearin' a Merican flag bandana and a sleeveless wolf shirt, it's damn near impossible not to slay the puss.
Merica. Let's get Star Spangled Hammered. FREE shippin' by Memorial Day at http://www.CloydRivers.com now. pic.twitter.com/6pBeC5aw9G
Seen a sissy eatin' crepes, talkin' foreign. Titty twistered him and said,"This here is Merica. We eat meat, drink beers and speak Merican."
Beers, boats and boobies. Memorial Day ain't far away. Get your Merica right at http://www.CloydRivers.com y'all. pic.twitter.com/mMOcrOPrlv
If you get your talkin' phone wet, try leavin' it in dry rice, overnight. The rice attracts "Asians" who fix your electronics. It's science.
A thick honey caught me eyeballin' her. Winked and said, "I'm tryin' to look at your personality, but your boobies are in the way. Merica."
Drivin' a truck and wearin' boots don't make you country. Bein' country makes you country. Merica.
Dreamed me & Uncle Sam was crackin' cold ones and Stone Cold stunnin' the swaggers and their duckfacin' galfriends. Called it the Yolocaust.
Told that teachin' lady, only math I need to know is 50 stars + 13 bars = Merica. It's at http://www.CloydRivers.com now pic.twitter.com/BMg3c1n5Os
20 years ago, we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we got no cash, no hope and no jobs. We must protect Kevin Bacon. Merica.
There's two types of people in this world. Folks who drive a diesel and folks who want to. Roll coal, baby. Merica.
Male model. Lost every fight I've ever been in. Born to lose. Merica.
