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Football, huntin', changin' leaves, backroads, bonfires, and cool weather. Damn nice to see you Fall. Merica.
This is Merica. We eat meat. We drink beer. We own guns. We speak English. And we love freedom. If you don't like it, tough shit.
Country music. Because I'd rather get Drunk On a Plane than get Ebola on a plane. Merica.
Hey ISIS, what the hell did Canada do to you? All they do is sit around drinkin' maple syrup, watchin' hockey. Don't mess with Merica's hat.
Did you know, there are no Wal-Marts in Syria. Only Targets. Merica.
When you reward mediocracy and give kids a trophy just for playin’, you end up with fast food workers who think they deserve $15/hr. Merica.
Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. Apparently they don't appreciate random people comin' up to their doors. Merica.
This country built the Panama Canal, the Hoover Dam, and we put a man on the Moon. But we can't keep nurses with Ebola off a plane? Merica.
Male model. Lost every fight I've ever been in. Born to lose. Merica.