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Listen buddy, I don't know where you get off Insulting Me, but this oddly named train only has one more stop.
*looks around, types http://www.com.com into search bar* *dad kicks down door* "you fu king punk"
Hooror story: u take a poop. no toilet paper. the only thing to wipe ur butt with... is a copy of Mens Health. Hugh Jackman in ur buttcrack
i've yet to hear the monster mash at a funeral, so i assume funny people don't die
ever get scared when ur wearing a long shirt and u take a shit that you will poop into ur curled under shirt? guess what just happened to me
Like Magic Mike (SYNOPSIS)- an orphan puts on a discarded thong and suddenly can dance really well and his schlong grows 4 inches
did I win? Mcfamily at the McDonalds drive thru @dudehugs pic.twitter.com/xS26tew2qP
Singles in your area want to meet you! Doubles in your area want to meet you! Triples in your area want to meet you! Quadruples in your area
@pattermoon DON'T BE NERVOUS, YOU'RE ONLY MEETING THE ONE, THE ONLY COOLPAIR. THE REAL GUY. THE BEST GUY. REALLY.
felt p badass today. it was really cold so when i was crying the tears turned to ice on my cheek and i looked like gucci mane
the thing about smart mother fuckers is sometimes they sound like crazy mother fuckers to dumb mother fuckers
#FF @nice_mustard @urfavoritejoel @ghostfaceburger @rev_revolver @pissrifle @lastcartridge @danmofftarkin @bugbucket @hella_brad #CrewSquad
170 followers wow. id like to thank my mom, a strict christian woman who writes all my tweets, hail jesus.
C-O-double N-O-R-L, I save the world like my dad is Jor-El. #KCCO #CrewSquad
