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Listen buddy, I don't know where you get off Insulting Me, but this oddly named train only has one more stop.
i've yet to hear the monster mash at a funeral, so i assume funny people don't die
Hooror story: u take a poop. no toilet paper. the only thing to wipe ur butt with... is a copy of Mens Health. Hugh Jackman in ur buttcrack
ever get scared when ur wearing a long shirt and u take a shit that you will poop into ur curled under shirt? guess what just happened to me
Like Magic Mike (SYNOPSIS)- an orphan puts on a discarded thong and suddenly can dance really well and his schlong grows 4 inches
Singles in your area want to meet you! Doubles in your area want to meet you! Triples in your area want to meet you! Quadruples in your area
felt p badass today. it was really cold so when i was crying the tears turned to ice on my cheek and i looked like gucci mane
no shower november
Foot locker #TerrifyingIfLiteral
Summer lovin, having a blast/ summer lovin, hope jobs and cash
the thing about smart mother fuckers is sometimes they sound like crazy mother fuckers to dumb mother fuckers
170 followers wow. id like to thank my mom, a strict christian woman who writes all my tweets, hail jesus.