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Menopause should be re-named mentalpause!
I loudly exclaimed "what the hell do you want from me?" to my girlfriend last week. She hasn't stopped talking since.
Daycare, but for cry baby ass adults.
You can a smokin hot body and the most beautiful face, but if you have a shitty personality...
so not calling you after we fuck.
My 3 top statements at work:
1. I didn't do it.
2. I don’t want to do it.
3. I won’t do it.
Leighton Meester has signed on to the Broadway stage production "Of Mice And Men." No word yet if Chuck Bass will crash opening night.
So you spend your day trolling people. I feel sad for your children. I'm sure they would love the attention you spend on strangers.
You call it anger, jealousy, and hatred. I call it my ex.
I wouldn't tell you to eat shit AND die; just eat shit because I want to see the expression on your face.
Yes I followed her for her hair what of it?
I can't help you if you won't get in the dryer.
It's nice to reflect on how a person has influenced your life for the better, it's sad when that reflection is brought on by their passing.
Too bad twitter wasn't around when I got deflowered... I would of live tweeted that... But neither was cell phones now that I think of it!!!
My new years resolution is to follow you.
funny, the comment you wrote on your guyS pic. was the same line you fed me a few months ago.
Y'all I just signed up for Christian Mingle...when do I get the dick pics frǒm GOD?
Look at angry the black men are at MY baby names. children I won't be having with them. Just look
lf you can only be good at one thing, be good at cheating....because if you're good at cheating, you're good at everything.