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I thought I was at a Nikki Minaj concert for 20 min until I realized I was watching a homeless person scream at a pigeon.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
I don't regret burning bridges. I do regret that some people weren't on them when they burned.
Falling down is part of life, getting back up is living.
Your beliefs don't make you a better person. Your behavior does.
"Go to hell" you say ?
Before I was born I was forged inside a supernova.
How hot can your hell be ?
Groove is in the heart.
So is cholesterol.
Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly "You can see me !?"
Talking to you is like having to slap the TV a few times to get the picture.
I may not be your cup of tea, but that's fine. I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey anyway.
I want my muffins buttered and English.
Just like my men.
It's 12 fucking degrees. I've got my Wednesday and Thursday underwear on.
If you're going to be a dick, at least be a dick to my face.
French press coffee has a higher cholesterol due to the fats not being absorbed by the paper filter during the brew process.
I don't judge or hate anyone. I save those for myself.
To accomplish great things, we must not only act but also dream, not only plan but also believe.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Coffee fiend. Aerialist. Dancer. Painter. Bikram yogi. Tweeter of the random, offensive and inspirational. Texan by blood. NYer by choice.