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I put the ten in tennis
Dogfish Head, strawburries, and I, Robot. Terminaton, authorized.
Why do you think the Chinese were invented? -Drew's response to math class.
I didn't fail that exam. My pencil failed that exam.
About to get Woogly.
Every once in a while, my mind reminds me that the fruit I am eating is actually the ovary of a tree...
Just realized I'm sitting around chewin on my straw and listening to Elliot Smith.
So high on life right now. #spring #motivation #johnwilliams
We need a mic check just to make sure all the swear words work. Check. Fuck. Shit. Bitch. Cunt. Damn. Ect. Check.
Yall muthafuckas need jesus. #goddamgallows
How do you organize a party in space? You planet. #badjokeeel
Oh you just graduated? I'll take a number 4 with fries. #condescendingwonka