@lalastrailer you are a sensuous and giving woman, never a whore. Now come give Daddy a kiss

@lalastrailer Yay, I'm in the top two percent of something!!!!!!

@lalastrailer I would, but the restraining order......

@georgescumbag Actually it's a trailer not a house. Thank you very much.

@lalastrailer @bobbiejo448 right here right now

@texasveteran I have the body of a god. Buddha.

@lalastrailer in my trailer park it means you are so fat that to haul ass it would take you two trips. An insult.

@stellartwot I thought it meant you already told the bitch once........

@lalastrailer if you like to cuddle tiny things I have something you might be interested in.....

@lalastrailer As a man I apologize for the horny and uncouth males. Maybe they will grow up, eventually.

@themichaelrock 100% of non-smokers die.

@lalastrailer We were raised in a different time. Some lie because they can. Many have an agenda. Sad b/c can't trust anyone.

@lalastrailer how about the game where I'm in and out, in and out, in and out?

@lalastrailer stop trying to steal my life.

@girltomom More Delicious than fat.

@saraespivey can't see from here......

@lalastrailer Well you can call it a cake if you wish......

@lalastrailer Oh good. At least it was something important.

@lalastrailer buzz buzzz buzzz. Z

@lalastrailer My tweet or my face?