if a bra is called the "over the shoulder boulder holder" ...is men underwear called "under the butt nut hut"?

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... In this case it's Megadouchebaggery pic.twitter.com/TSWWFN04fD

Still flying high on this .... Love @ziggymarley. pic.twitter.com/aGGe3kPh

Watching a man jump from space is still more exciting that some douchebag crossing Niagra Falls with a safety harness #GoScience

My two biggest hinderances in my yoga practice. #YogaTime http://t.co/fXb48bt8

RT if you know who Pig Virus is??

Hey Old Man AssholeHoff ... how dare you insult @sternshow listeners and @georgetakei ...F-You @davidhasselhoff

@captainjanks tonight ... lets get #HowardSternsPenis
trending for #AGT
#HowardSternsPenis
#HowardSternsPenis

my favorite word lately has been .... yikes!

Love to Stern Ladies ... proud, strong, united ... @sternnationchic @uknowwhat2do @sternfangirl @bslamin @missb00tyshaker @pinkilafleur

@sternfangirl I'm still so pissed about robin leading the news for friends album... So wrong, not in interest of show at all!

#DrawSomething fun on Sunday morning @robertabooey pic.twitter.com/eqWcMJyh

Peace and Love, Peace and Love .... Good Morning Sternnies #SternShowLive

Perfect way to start the day: espresso, a big comfy robe, listening to LIVE Stern Show. Happy Monday!

Was just passed on interstate by a guy with NY plates.... He then slowed down to my speed, gave me @sternshow fist and mouthed #Bababooey

For the rest of the night add #HowardSternsPenis to all tweets... So excited for #AGT

do you earn your paycheck on Sundays @timtebow? "whoever does any work on the Sabbath day shall be put to death" -Exodus 31:15

Now if the Boston FBI and BostonPD can hunt down the guy that does those awful HOPPA commercials.

@kuusela34 somebody has GOT TO CALL IN NEXT WEEK and mention how Ralph is creepy with dressing like Howard! @tommyfrommalden?

Good morning.... Glad to see the #SternShow has been restored to normal, if you can call #SternShow normal.