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Either our landlords are playing "Rock Band" or they're super drunk tap dancing
I once got a big pack of Lipsmakers for xmas. I'm pretty sure I had 2 inches of balm on my lips from going "MMM maybe this flavour!"
So I read my tweets from last night... I'm sorry folks.
I'm giving up beer for a week. I give it 24 hours.
I have a feeling if Tips could talk he'd sound like Bobcat Goldthwait.
I'm about to go to bed. This is the time where Dead Dad's alcoholism would shine through
Trevor: Why is the only retweet I have from a pervert?? Me: Welcome to Twitter.
Classmate just after Dad died: That's a man's watch Me: That was my dad's watch Classmate: Silence... Me: Victory..
Yes, I have 2 dads. 1's Brian and the other's Dead Dad. We don't like Dead Dad. I have a full team of lawyers for Dead Dad
I have never gotten high.. Is this as far as I will get on Twitter because of it?
I got 60+ followers this afternoon. But that was this afternoon. Where are my new friends now??
We were just playing a beer game and it came out my nose... good game. Trevor:That's what she said.
I laugh at recipes with only a little garlic. I usually triple the amount
I don't understand your hatred for SJP. I'd feed her a sugar cube any day
I have 3 sides of my family. I don't talk to the dead dad's side so I have a normal amount of family
I like cupcakes and from the Ottawa ghetto known as Vanier. @El_Treviso is my other half.. the better half of course