I was never always like this...Bad relationships and Bad choices drove me to be bitter.

Random Truth #48 I have never had sex with a woman weighing less than 190lbs

I'm OCD I can only date women that wear a size 12 because her number has to match what I have for her. PS I give it to her twice

Whore Slut Goomba Guinea Bitch #wordswithexs

I need a shirt today that states clearly: FUCK WITH ME AT YOUR OWN RISK!

It's ok I'm starting to do lines of VIA of a baristas ass...to bad he didn't shave...or wipe...

After 11 months my ex wanted to add me on Facebook I accepted saw she was doing well and deleted her from my friends fucking bitch.

I hear planking, Owling, Horn Blowing are so Passe The new rage is Cideing you know Homociding, Suiciding, Genociding etc.. give it a try

Women only talk to me when I wear my expensive suit and Italian Oxfords..you fucking golddiggers..

Honestly I really do need coffee guys it's like really getting bad over here.

@crazedinnyc @nau_ghty1 I like 5 hour energy....mixed with my everclear and rum...

#FF @iluvmuscles @ioannavoudouri @itsthenatasha @wayy2thicc @joanwalsh @missjaymex @maulingmueller @_face_palm @kelsmc76 @kikka80sbabie

My sister's dog just attacked me...so I pinned it down and placed my teeth on it throat to establish Dominance..same way I pick up women

FF @mswoodhouse1816 @thedivatina @paigeterner @powerpuss_ @hotmess247 @iluvmuscles @lynoth @coffeevanilla @aniaahlborn @scarletgenesis

I don't like the term CUM DUMPSTER I prefer the term Reproductive Storage Unit or Jizz Silo

Related news: I have noticed my Favestar get's points when I mention my Huge cock and balls and my sexual conquests..so more sex stuff it is

So Amy Winehouse died....oh look a a penny...

I got my official Officer Dangle shorts my junk looks HUGE!

P.s you fuckers sending out FAKE trailers if I see you in person I'm breaking your back over my knee.

Dear Warner brothers do not lie to me about trailers for The Dark Knight Rises I don't find it funny at all sincerely pissed off fanboy