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I was never always like this...Bad relationships and Bad choices drove me to be bitter.
Random Truth #48 I have never had sex with a woman weighing less than 190lbs
I'm OCD I can only date women that wear a size 12 because her number has to match what I have for her. PS I give it to her twice
Whore Slut Goomba Guinea Bitch #wordswithexs
I need a shirt today that states clearly: FUCK WITH ME AT YOUR OWN RISK!
It's ok I'm starting to do lines of VIA of a baristas ass...to bad he didn't shave...or wipe...
After 11 months my ex wanted to add me on Facebook I accepted saw she was doing well and deleted her from my friends fucking bitch.
I hear planking, Owling, Horn Blowing are so Passe The new rage is Cideing you know Homociding, Suiciding, Genociding etc.. give it a try
Women only talk to me when I wear my expensive suit and Italian Oxfords..you fucking golddiggers..
Honestly I really do need coffee guys it's like really getting bad over here.
My sister's dog just attacked me...so I pinned it down and placed my teeth on it throat to establish Dominance..same way I pick up women
I don't like the term CUM DUMPSTER I prefer the term Reproductive Storage Unit or Jizz Silo
Related news: I have noticed my Favestar get's points when I mention my Huge cock and balls and my sexual conquests..so more sex stuff it is
So Amy Winehouse died....oh look a a penny...
I got my official Officer Dangle shorts my junk looks HUGE!
P.s you fuckers sending out FAKE trailers if I see you in person I'm breaking your back over my knee.
Dear Warner brothers do not lie to me about trailers for The Dark Knight Rises I don't find it funny at all sincerely pissed off fanboy
I am a flawed individual who is insecure, overtly brutal, hyper-rational, underutilized,FLIRT, Coffee Fanatic, Political Fiend & Med Student.