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  • Coliflower_
      Coliflower @Coliflower_

    Gift @Coliflower_ Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • Coliflower_
      Coliflower @Coliflower_

    "Another cute girl followed me on twitter" I whisper. The ants in my ant farm continue about their business

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  • Coliflower_
      Coliflower @Coliflower_

    i before e except in Atheists because if God isn't real than neither are the basic rules of the English language

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  • Coliflower_
      Coliflower @Coliflower_

    This party's POPPIN. Bottles poppin, music's poppin, ears poppin, blood vessels poppin, eyes poppin holy shit turn down the pressure in here

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  • Coliflower_
      Coliflower @Coliflower_

    ♪♫ I'm bringin' veggies back. Them other food groups don't know how to act. Always great for a healthy snack (TAKE EM' TO THE FRIDGE)

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  • Coliflower_
      Coliflower @Coliflower_

    Face down / ass up / that's the way I cry into my pillow all night

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  • Coliflower_
      Coliflower @Coliflower_

    Haha so odd when girls critique their own photos..."No makeup here...my smile is weird...can't believe my antenna are showing" lol so weird

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  • Coliflower_
      Coliflower @Coliflower_

    Did any of you ever step back and think about who died for your sin? How about cos? tan? sec? csc? cot?...

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  • Coliflower_
      Coliflower @Coliflower_

    How cool is it that I can browse twitter on my phone and laptop simultaneously? Also how cool is it that tears pour out both my eyes?

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  • Coliflower_
      Coliflower @Coliflower_

    Single Doesn't Mean I'm Looking For Somebody, I confidently remind myself as I choose the Single Player game mode in Mario Tennis

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  • Coliflower_
      Coliflower @Coliflower_

    It's easy to remember that compliment is spelled with an "i" because "i" never get them

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  • Coliflower_
      Coliflower @Coliflower_

    Yo dude check this, I've got this new first person version of instagram *puts on sunglasses* this filter is sick bro

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  • Coliflower_
      Coliflower @Coliflower_

    #FavoriteHighSchoolMemories Crippling Depression

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  • Coliflower_
      Coliflower @Coliflower_

    Ok #atheists if God isn't real then please explain to me the Rainbow Ride level of Super Mario 64

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  • Coliflower_
      Coliflower @Coliflower_

    Sext: I am up against the wall and v hard when u grab me. U pull me and I am turned on. I am literally a light switch.

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  • Coliflower_
      Coliflower @Coliflower_

    Just finished the craziest book. The main character does some miracles but dies on a cross then comes back to life...hints to a sequel??

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  • Coliflower_
      Coliflower @Coliflower_

    Siri how do I say Hi Haters in Swahili because these haters are bangin loud drums and smearin paint on my face

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  • Coliflower_
      Coliflower @Coliflower_

    Hi, Haters? Party of four? Right this way.

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  • Coliflower_
      Coliflower @Coliflower_

    So I went to see TED and overall it was bullshit, just boring nerds talking about science and stuff on a stage didn't even see the bear

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  • Coliflower_
      Coliflower @Coliflower_

    Twitter is a lot like hard drugs because you get addicted and it ruins families and it destroys you from the inside out oh god please help m

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