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So I see all the antlers have emerged from their chrysalidic stage as beautiful Australian flags.
I love a sunburnt country, a land of [dns_server_failure] #blackThursday
Worst reboot of Robin Hood EVER https://twitter.com/MarionGroves/status/608383680873177088 …
yeah but show me one thing in the bible where jesus says he wouldn't be STOKED to be a giant balloon
Fact: A product/service is exactly as good as its promotional water bottle
Dear Christianity. We need to have a chat about George. #qanda
New Rule: You can not call yourself a freelance unless you carry one.
I've also decided the phrase 'putting a face to a name' is too long, and we're replacing it with the word 'namefacing'. #namefacing
I was uxorious, but it made her furious! The marriage still young, she decided it done, & to be honest the freedom is GLORIOUS. #artwiculate
Roses are red, OR THE QUEEN OF HEARTS WILL DECAPITATE YOU.
Dad. Wordnerd. Militant napper, avid collector of pens. @Telstra pleb, Lord of unqualified opinion. Bacon No. 3. Just another Monkey, playing with fire.
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