So I see all the antlers have emerged from their chrysalidic stage as beautiful Australian flags.

I love a sunburnt country, a land of [dns_server_failure] #blackThursday

LOLJESUSSFOREVERYONE!!11! RT @jevoislafemme: My American friend just sent me a LolJesus. It worked. http://t.co/tNT4ZTYz

Dear Christianity. We need to have a chat about George. #qanda

Do cosmic rays influence climate? Some new results from CERN http://t.co/M7IoNbM7

New Rule: You can not call yourself a freelance unless you carry one.

I've also decided the phrase 'putting a face to a name' is too long, and we're replacing it with the word 'namefacing'. #namefacing

I was uxorious, but it made her furious! The marriage still young, she decided it done, & to be honest the freedom is GLORIOUS. #artwiculate

Roses are red, OR THE QUEEN OF HEARTS WILL DECAPITATE YOU.

#appwednesday @trendsmap @tweetminerapp @yoono @skyfire (yep - it feeds tweets to start page) @andyy's Selective Twitter Status for FB

The Tin Lids #DALEKROCKBANDS #FORTEHCHILDREN

The #higgs webcast is rubbish, I still have *no* idea how magnets work.

Unprecedented Maya Mural Found, Contradicts 2012 "Doomsday" Myth http://t.co/7wbfrkq9

It's time, people. Let's get this marriage equality thing sorted. Equality amendment bills open to comment: http://t.co/rQjpOt7R

http://t.co/G5oHcWO7 RT @ozdj: Ponies are pretend horses and wannabes. They must be made famous and STOPPED. #STOPPONY #PONY2012

As I lay me down to sleep SWEET BABYLON'S TITS THERE'S A MOTH TRYING TO KILL ITSELF ON ME GET IT OFF GET THE BASTARD OFF!!

It'd kind of suck if we were on some kind of giant island continent with coast-hugging population densities right about now, wouldn't it?

Australian Horror Writers Association :: Combined AHWA/Melbourne Zombie Convention 2013 Short Story Competition  http://bit.ly/Wy1wdZ 

Surely there is a special place reserved in the most dour and humourless of hells for whomsoever felt it necessary to create @capscop.

Now goodnight, twitter. Dream big. Drool little.