10 minutes until the Presidential Debate and what's trending? #GaryJohnsonForPresident - Damn fucking right.

Kevin Youkilis just Ray Allen'd himself to Boston fans. Signed with the enemy. #Traitor

"The Truth" Paul Pierce and Rajon Rondo get my vote. #VoteCeltics #AllStarBallot

Just to clarify, I don't dislike Donald Trump because he supports Romney. I dislike Donald Trump because he's Donald Trump.

Surprising my grandma tonight for dinner... The family battle to be the favorite grandchild has just intensified with my return. #AllInFun

#TellAFeministThankYou - Thank you for making it obvious which girls I don't want to date.

Ray Lewis didn't see who started that brawl. He swears. #SuperBowl

. @doc_boxing won at the Garden on Saturday. Celtics beat the Heat on Sunday. Bruins look to make it a hattrick in Boston tonight! #GoBruins

#AfricanSitcoms - There Are No Parks & Recreation.

It's not Pee-Buddy, and it's not Pee-Body, it's Pee-biddy. Get it right. #BostonTalk

Hey now that the Giants have been eliminated maybe the Patriots can actually win the Super Bowl this year. #NFL

For the rest of the world, tomorrow is 12/12/12 - In Boston, it's Tom Brady Day. #AllHail

#moviebands - The Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Happy 51st birthday to one of the funniest men in the world @craigyferg ! Stuff yourself with some birthday pie! #IsThatASexThing?

Thank god for Don & Jerry. They really do just make your day so much better. #RedSox

Saw that King Felix shut out the #BlueJays tonight... Must have doctored the ball, right @thegarfoose ?

Netflix knows more about my personality than any psychiatrist ever could.

I'm fascinated by this drunk woman behind home plate at the #RedSox game. She's being horrifyingly loud and obnoxious.

THANK YOU to the Boston Police Department and the FBI. The greatest heroes for the greatest city. #LoveThatDirtyWater

@wwelauren Thank you for your kind words today. Means more than you know. Tough day for us Bostonians... #GodBlessBoston