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At lunch with. @jeffbodart. :-)

@philtavernier @cherbear162 u are crazy lol

BOUT TO PUT MY CHRISTMAS TREE UP. I NO IM LATE BUT WHO CARES

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

Sometimes we get upset over the things we don't have. When we should be thankful for the things we do have:-) Thank U Lord for blessing me

Great show tonight with @jeffbodart @comediennemspat and Sir Walt @stardome was off the chain:-)

I just upgraded my seats at the movie to Dbox seats they move and shake to the sound of the movie pls pray 4me I hope I dont pee on my self

This Boston stuff make me sad. I sure hope they catch him an sick a bomb in his ass

To all the pussy ass nicca who come2 a comedy show to heck. Go fuck ur self. I dont no why some think all female comic will do dick jokes

If u dont stand for something you will fall for anything. I am to funny to be doing bullshit on stage other than straight up comedy

Lapeer Mi u r next come laugh ur ass off Saturday. @funnybusiness pic.twitter.com/g0uKMhBHuM

I am finally back at home thank god I am so tried. But I am going to work out all these new joke real comics never stop grinning. Mortys

Next week Lapeer Mi Pix Theater. I will b headlining @funnybusiness get ur tix pic.twitter.com/7t6agOYsOs

Let me spell Payton Manning name right b 4 these ppl lose they brain cell's

I am on my way! pic.twitter.com/KO3eD5Vr

@barbaraconover Shout Out Barbara on this Vet Day. Thank u for ur services :)

Thank u Lord for Obama

Damn Romney how u lose ur own State.

@adamkashner I love me some Adam :)