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BOUT TO PUT MY CHRISTMAS TREE UP. I NO IM LATE BUT WHO CARES
We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Sometimes we get upset over the things we don't have. When we should be thankful for the things we do have:-) Thank U Lord for blessing me
I just upgraded my seats at the movie to Dbox seats they move and shake to the sound of the movie pls pray 4me I hope I dont pee on my self
This Boston stuff make me sad. I sure hope they catch him an sick a bomb in his ass
To all the pussy ass nicca who come2 a comedy show to heck. Go fuck ur self. I dont no why some think all female comic will do dick jokes
If u dont stand for something you will fall for anything. I am to funny to be doing bullshit on stage other than straight up comedy
I am finally back at home thank god I am so tried. But I am going to work out all these new joke real comics never stop grinning. Mortys
Let me spell Payton Manning name right b 4 these ppl lose they brain cell's
Thank u Lord for Obama
Damn Romney how u lose ur own State.