"Heyy" , "Heyy" , "How r u" , " Good u" , "Good", "What r u doing", "nothing u" , "nothing", Retweet if you hate these convos.

RT if you love One Direction ღ (follow me, ill follow back)

I'm meeting Harry Styles in June and I want to give them a list of fans to follow. RT this if you want to be in it. ( must follow me )

Friend: "Do you know any good movies?" Me: "Snakes on a plane." Friend: "What is it about?" Me: "Horses... horses on a boat."

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Me opening the fridge: "Baby you light up my world like nobody else."

RT if you love Harry Styles ღ (follow me, ill follow back)

I'm meeting One Direction on June and i want to give them a list of fans to follow! RT this and follow me to be apart of it!

Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as sh!t." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you."

Why do some couples make their status "single" every time they fight. I don't put "orphan" when I get into fights with my parents.

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I’m a bitch? You’re a bitch. Your mom’s a bitch for having a bitch, your dad’s a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who’s the bitch? Bitch.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "Hey, what are you doing here?" I'm like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."

I hate texting first, it makes me feel unwanted, awkward, and annoying.

Only a proud Directioner would Retweet this! http://t.co/QlobcgtK

Giving gum to your friend is like a drug deal. "You didnt SEE anything, you didnt HEAR anything, and you sure as hell didnt get it from ME"

RT if you love Liam Payne ღ (follow me, ill follow back)

RT if you love Louis Tomlinson ღ (follow me, ill follow back)

I'm here on Twitter because my family is on Facebook.

"Why are you talking during my lesson?" ... "Why are you teaching during my conversation?"