"don't be sad" ok im better now thank u

How I flirt: *Stares from a distance*

I love sleep! Mainly because my life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake.

not texting back is only okay when i do it

i'm sorry if i've ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

Life's tough when ur a lazy perfectionist who also doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything.

Half the shit you think I don't know, I found out a long time ago..

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly.

If you're single, going through a breakup,or deeply in love, I suggest you follow @girlposts her tweets are inspiring & honest! :)

YES skinny girls are attractive but honestly curvy girls are just as pretty. No offense skinny girls but look at the girl in my last tweet😍

If you're single, going through a breakup,or deeply in love, I suggest you follow @girlposts her tweets are funny, inspiring & honest! :)

it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family

I'm that horrible friend that reads your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until 3 hours later.

typical white girl pic.twitter.com/FDTUsMuFOp

I get re-pissed about an old situation whenever I have flashback about it.

do u ever wanna backflip then u realize you can't

"I love Justin bieber"

well I love McDonalds but you don't see me making an account pretending to be a fucking chicken nugget do you...

some guys have bigger boobs than me but hey, that's life

I like wearing big sweaters. Not cause they're all comfy & cuddly, but when the sleeves are really big i get to flop them around & smack ppl

PLL throws a plot twist every 5 minutes, and it confuses me so much sometimes I think I'm A.