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I hate it when people exaggerate my mistakes and make it seem like I’ve commited a crime
my favorite study method is crying
"K." Well potassium to you too, motherfucker.
I don't care how old I am
I will still see Monsters University and Finding Dory
First day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 3 rulers, 15 notebooks
Middle of May: 1 pencil you found on the ground in science
*wakes up* *regrets it*
Funny how fast you can get up in the morning when you realize you overslept
I'm that horrible friend who reads your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until 4 hours later
Saying that you're okay is so much easier rather than explaining all the reasons why you're not.
Parents have no idea what it's like growing up in this generation.
you text me, i respond in 15 seconds, then apparently you die of excitement because 2 hours later i'm still waiting for a response
Laughing for 10 minutes is good for your abs and muscles, follow me for an intense workout! Business: email@example.com