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  • Conasabi
      Conner Zapata @Conasabi

    I wish I had Alzheimer's so that every time I touched myself, it'd feel like the first time. Also, I wish I didn't have to touch myself.

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  • theduty
      duty @theduty

    i killed a man once.

    but that was a long time ago...




    wait.

    what was the question?

    oh, and a large Diet Coke too please, thank you.

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