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wait but gay marriage isnt illegal. my mom and dad are still married and theyre both fuckin gay i tell them that every day
next time u think u have it bad remember that ice cubes die by crying until they dont exist
MC ESCHER IN THE CLUB! NIGHTS GONNA LAST FOREVER! DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT LEAVIN! NO YALL LITERALLY CANT LEAVE HAVE YOU TRIED GOING DOWNSTAIRS
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on a scale from 1 to 10 how much would you say you breaking up with me is due to my obsession with quantifying everythwait no come back
BANISHED TO HELL FOR ETERNITY BC I WROTE 'AM I RIGHT LADIES' IN PURPLE GEL PEN AFTER EACH OF THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
#MyLastWordsBeforeIDie nah man its cool ive dealt with dildos this big before
starbucks aint shit and they aint know nothin / a hunnid fuckin customers aint taste nothin / i peez in their frap pee peez in their frap
LADIES--call me spiders because you scream when you see me in your house and you didnt know that you swallow me 4 times a year in your sleep
oh so when harry and ron fly to hogwarts in a car it's 'cool' and 'an adventure' but when i launch my car off a highway overpass i 'die' w/e
if you dont like stupid rhyme games i feel bad for you all / i got 99 bottles of beer on the wall
this cervix is terrible. ive been here clitorally two hours. jesus it shouldnt feel like slave labia im just 'gina get a good plate of fish
i wonder if any astronauts have ever gotten stoned in space that would be the trillest shit anyway its an honor to be yalls valedictorian
a daddy long legs cruisin around under ur couch wearin eight tiny heelies
im telling people that if they give me their puns ill give em back even better but really im just gonna steal them. its a punzi scheme
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