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If I get 250 retweets I will eat 5 pounds of meth
Me: mom I love u Mom: love u too as a friend *friendzoned by my mom*
imagine what we're gonna tweet about when we're 45 "ugh financing my house<<" "takin my son to get another mole checked" "RT if ur saggy"
ghosts are so dumb like sorry u died dude but hangin in my basement with a bunch of shirts and board games ain't gonna fix it
so crazy that God continues to bless me even when I feel distant
why does God allow so much violence in schools oh W A I T God's not allowed in schools
urban outfitters more like urban outfitTEARS because I can't afford anything
so dumb that people hate on other people based on grade like imagine being 43 & only hangin with 43 year olds or 57 only hangin with 57 etc.
Don't act like just bc its october ur gonna go sit round a fire cuddling in a hoodie when ur just gonna watch Halloween High on disneychanel
Super impressed that China uses the same person for every Olympic event